Now we all know Jason Chaffetz says a whole lotta dumb things....... "Americans can all afford hip replacements if we didn't buy iPhones!" "Planned Parenthood doesn't do STI screeenings -it's just totes aborshuns ALL THE TIME!" "We should cut funding for security for embassies!" (then Benghazi happened but was completely Killary's fault)....... Chaffetz spouts ridiculousness every day that no rational human believes. HOWEVER.......
What if the reason for his foolishness is because he's not human? I mean, have you looked at the arrangement of facial features on that guy? Something ain't quite right with that, a little off here, a little toooo much space between this and that......
See this here pic of Ol' Jasy Chaffey.....
Ooops - we didn't mean to post his true form first, but here's him wearing his human disguise....
Maybe in Lizard People land you really can get medical care for the price of an iPhone..... perhaps we should all work on perfecting our lizard people disguises.