Here at Voters Are Morons, we have been prostrate on the floor due to the literally never ending shitstream of stupid that is the current administration. However - this article gave us the strength to raise our tired fingers up to type the words:
What. The. Fuck.
So- can someone more tuned in to "Global Warming Ain't Real and Is Totes a Chinee Hoax" explain to me why you need money for levees/jetties etc. if the SEA IS NOT ACTUALLY RISING????
The congruent mind would not say these two diametrically opposed statements:
“Like the president, I’m not concerned about sea level rise,” he said. “I’m on the water daily, and I just don’t see it.” ....
but also say:
"...we’ve been studied to death.” “We’re running out of land to give up,” he added.
“Donald Trump, if you see this, whatever you can do, we welcome any help you can give us,” Eskridge said in the CNN piece.....
Why are you losing land? Are Martians invading and slurping up your land because contrary to 1950's scifi movies, Mars does not need women, but sand? Are the Chincoteague Island ponies staging literal land raids where they steal cubit meters of your island to add to their own? Pray tell, help a motherfucker understand where your fucking island is going if not for sea level rise????
Also fuck you and your gaddamned jetty - according to you - there's no reason for it. Let's put that money towards a fancy new bomber or Navy boat.