My New Internet News Obsession

Submitted by whome on Tue, 01/24/2017 - 22:03

Constantly checking news sites, knowing one day I'll see something like this:

Who We Are

Thanks for visiting. Bad news. Odds are you're a moron.

This site is devoted to all the stupid things morons like yourself and the people they elect do to hasten us to our eventual nuclear conflagration. Our aim is not to educate or to persuade, only to point out stupidity.

Seriously. We're not looking to be "part of the solution" here.

That's about as close to a mission statement as you're going to get.

“As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart’s desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.” — H. L. Mencken

My New Internet News Obsession

Constantly checking news sites, knowing one day I'll see something like this:

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