Holy hell y'all, it's been a while. Seriously, we've got like 30,000 post topics back logged, half of which all of you have already forgotten about, (remember that hurricane in Puerto Rico where President Loud Stupid threw some paper towels and said mission accomplished?

So uh, hi ya'll. Apparently 2016/2017 didn't gift enough misery to the world (we still miss you Bowie).

2018 saw the deaths of beloved musicians, the rise in threats of nuclear annihilation, ans jesus-christ-quit-touching-people-without-consent, and  said , "Here, hold mah beer."

Here at Voters Are Morons, we have been prostrate on the floor due to the literally never ending shitstream of stupid that is the current administration. However - this article gave us the strength to raise our tired fingers up to type the words:

What. The. Fuck.

Now we all know Jason Chaffetz says a whole lotta dumb things....... "Americans can all afford hip replacements if we didn't buy iPhones!" "Planned Parenthood doesn't do STI screeenings -it's just totes aborshuns ALL THE TIME!" "We should cut funding for security for embassies!" (then Benghazi happened but was completely Killary's fault)....... Chaffetz spouts ridiculousness every day that no rational human believes. HOWEVER.......

The Hillbilly Chris Christie, Senator Joe Manchin-"D" WV.

After the President's address, Democrats walk out (Except Manchin)

@realDonaldTrump

SEE YOU IN COURT, THE SECURITY OF OUR NATION IS AT STAKE!

In response to this:

The Associated Press Verified account ‏@AP

BREAKING: US appeals court refuses to reinstate Trump's ban on travelers from seven Muslim-majority nations.